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Summer in Steamboat

For the holiday weekend, Kelly and I trekked out to Steamboat Springs, CO for some multi-sport action.  Since moving to CO, this has been one of our most far flung excursions (the only contender being a Valentines weekend jaunt out to Aspen).  The weekend, on the whole, epitomized the 1Water1Coffee1Beer ethos.

In our customary dirtbag fashion, we established our base camp at a Forest Service campground by the name of Meadows atop Rabbit Ears Pass just east of Steamboat.  We had hardly put up the tent, the awning and started a fire when it began to storm.  Distant yet ominous thunder, brooding clouds and light drizzle presaged the theme of the weekend: escaping summer squalls by the skin of our teeth!  By some miracle, the storm rolled through quickly without dousing the fire…

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Dinner Time!

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Kelly warms up pork tacos on the new Coleman Triton stove.

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Adventure mobile deluxe, ready for action!

We planned a jam-packed weekend of adventure, stretching each of our four short days to their limits.  Our first full day was spent riding the Beall Ridge loop, just outside of  Steamboat and is prominently featured  in the video above.  We slogged our way up through a lush late spring forest, caught our breath on a pleasant and scenic traverse and literally raced down the home stretch, through wild flowers and around hairpin turns just hardly keeping ahead of the looming weather.  We actually were caught in the rain just a few minutes before completing the ride, though this had the happy advantage of subbing in for a post-MTB shower.


Day two was a fine exemplar of the adage “No battle plan survives contact with the enemy”.  The general idea was to kayak a quiet section of the Yampa River.  We’d stash a bike in the woods where we intended to quit for the day, then drive upstream to our put-in.  From there we’d paddle back to the bike, Kelly would stand guard over the boats, while I’d retrieve the car by bike.  We picked up a couple of cheap green rain ponchos at the local mountain shop, and scoped out a bike friendly route for the car shuttle the prior evening.  On the morning of the paddle, we successfully stashed the bike in a bush, chained it to a tree and camouflaged it the ponchos and some nearby vegetative debris.  You really had to be a five feet away and looking right at it to discover it.  Confident in our subterfuge, we rolled off for the launch point, unloaded the boats, gathered everything we needed for successful boating (beer, sunscreen, snacks…oh and definitely life jackets) and shuttling (car keys, bike lock keys, bike shoes, bike gloves, bike helmet…pretty much everything but a patch kit because who needs a patch kit when you’re doing an eight mile road ride on a mountain bike with tubular tires that was recently tuned up?) and drifted off down river.

Those of you practiced in the subtle arts of foreshadowing, may have just noticed some.  As expected the Yampa was pretty placid.  In fact, we started going out of our way looking for the more exciting lines down river, just for fun.  And by ‘more exciting’ I mean little gurgles that would hardly pass for whitewater of any class at all.  The time lapse footage from the video actually shows us making our way through a few of these pitiful hits and honestly one frame per second is too slow to actually catch any action.  Still, picking out little B-lines of swift-ish, choppy water in the afternoon sun was damn good fun.

About 2/3rds of the way down the segment we beached for snacks.  Discovering the GoPros to be dead and eyeing a tasty looking line around the next bend, we stowed everything that could be stowed in the drybags and in the holds.  Behind a little island in the river we could see some fast moving water that would require some hard paddling and careful maneuvering around a down tree.  We decided to have a go of it and I went first.  I always find that my boat handles better when I’ve gathered some decent momentum, so I charged into the bend at full tilt.  The events that happened next panned out so quickly that I really didn’t even time to curse.  From our vantage point on the opposite shore, the muddy island in the middle of the river had obscured from us much of the line.  Once I cleared the island I was met with the realization that this massive oak tree was no mere feature to be negotiated: it was an impassable obstacle which would suffer no negotiation!  Not sure she could even hear me, I made an about face and warned Kelly to abort before the two of us were both caught in the same trap.

Fortunately she was able to veer off in plenty of time.  I, on the other hand, found myself doing an in-depth study of the futility of doing a one-eighty in 14 foot sea-kayak in swift water with only about 15 yards to work with.  In short order, I found myself pinned broadsides, against a hump of grassy muck, nearly perpendicular to the flow.

Lest we all become mired in speculation over all of these shores, islands, and humps, I’ve prepared a detailed diagram, seen below.

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Seeing that Kelly safely avoided a similar fate, I took a few breaths and paused to consider my situation.  I had already expended considerable effort trying to turn upstream and escape, to no avail.  Several more such attempts would no doubt exhaust me, and lead to some sort of mishap.  I thought that maybe the smartest thing would be to paddle forward, around the hump and away from the shore in hopes that I’d become lodged alongside the down tree.  From there I might clamber onto the tree, haul the kayak ashore and put in down stream of this impassable road block.

I took a few strokes forward and accomplished nothing.  Totally stuck.  OK, plan B.  I lashed my paddle to the boat, and tried to manually haul myself around the muck by grasping at tall blades of grass.  As an aside, in doing so, I discovered why grass is sometimes referred to as blades: it can be really sharp.  Luckily there was no permanent damage, but seemingly every mosquito in Steamboat got a whiff of blood and hightailed it directly to me.  Anyway, as the boat rounded the hump, and became 100% perpendicular to the flow, water began coming over the beam.  Before I had a chance to contemplate which four letter word best described the evolving situation, I found myself in the water grasping at muck and grass, with the boat upside down.  The river swiftly detached me from the hump of muck and propelled me towards the downed tree.  In an almost knee-jerk reaction I pushed up against the trunk, plunging myself under the water, whilst praying that the tree turned out not to be a strainer loaded with impenetrable limbs…

To my extraordinary relief, I emerged on the opposite side of the trunk and was confronted with an above water branch within easy reach.  I desperately latched onto the branch and hauled myself against the current, up and onto the branch into a straddled position.  I signaled to Kelly that I was indeed OK before scrambling along the trunk and onto the safety of the shore.  From there I was just barely able to shout to Kelly that she should get down stream in case the kayak were to get away from me.  While she was getting into position, I traipsed my way back to the capsized kayak; lodged in the same place I’d left it, albeit upside down with nothing but the nice, slick keel to grab onto.

The bank was a solid four feet tall: flood waters from some date past had carved steep, mucky banks out of the river.  Standing upright, I was nowhere near the kayak, let alone the carry handle on the deck.  In any case, there was really only one acceptable option: down climb the bank, fish around under-water for the handle, and drag the kayak back up the bank and onto the shore.  And really this was imperative in every possible sense: our dry bag, containing my car keys and bike lock keys were lashed to the aft deck of the boat, getting a solid drubbing at the hands of the merciless Yampa.  All hopes of easily floating the remaining stretch of river, recovering my mountain bike, rendezvousing with the car, packing up our kit and returning to our happy campsite were inalienably attached to that kayak and it’s contents.

I planted one foot on a grimy mud ledge about half way down the bank, and lowered myself down toward the river.  I clung to a bristly tuft of grass with my uphill hand, and groped about for the kayak with my downhill hand.  I quickly failed my first attempt at kayak recovery: unable to find the handle, I simply yanked upward on the hull, and lost my grip on the boat.

I was hit with the realization, that I was probably not going to get too many shots at picking up a 70 pound, water logged boat with one hand too many more times before I became physically exhausted or my precarious perch gave way to gravity.  As with so much else in sport, certain activities require that you commit.  Like a crux move in a challenging climb, or a jump turn in no-fall terrain, success may prove elusive until you’re all in.  And the alternative is usually nothing good.  With newfound decisiveness and in one fell swoop, I plunged my hand under the deck, grasped the carry-handle, and slung the kayak up onto the weedy and bug infested shores of the Yampa River.  From here I was free to drag the boat to some place convenient where I might relaunch and join Kelly.  We spent the next hour or so floating back to the car, musing about how much more poorly things might have turned out.  In hindsight I was pretty thrilled to have been wearing a life jacket, and probably won’t participate in any water sports again without one.  Nothing like a little Type II fun to liven up a lazy holiday weekend!


We made it back to the public access point without anything especially noteworthy happening, save for the half-drunk fools we found at the take-out trying to dig their tow-vehicle and attached boat out of the river bank.  While I recovered the bike, Kelly tried to explain the merits of locking rear differentials when you have a truck and a boat to our unfortunate river-going comrades.  In short order, I was on my way to back to the car via some pleasant back-roads that we’d pre-selected for the occasion.

I really passionately dislike riding mountain bikes on roads.  Ideally I’d have had a cross bike or road bike for this occasion, but there is only so much camping, hiking, biking, and kayaking gear you can stuff into or strap onto an Xterra, so knobby tires aired up to the max would have to do. Eventually, the pavement gave way to firm dirt.  I locked out the suspension, and actually began getting into a good rhythm, as I chugged up and down rolling hills through bucolic Colorado farm lands.

The astute viewer, will have noticed in the video, that the weather during the paddle, was pretty great , right up until the end, at which point some low clouds started to roll in.  The open pastures afforded me a pretty uncompromising view of of any approaching weather, and even my layman’s eyes could tell that something unfortunate was hot on my tail.  Without a whole lot of great choices, I just plowed forward, taking confidence in the fact that any haste would return me to the comfort of my car in less than 10 miles of peddling.

The temperature slowly began to cool; meanwhile, the birds had all gone quiet.  A cool but refreshing drizzle slowly picked up its pace until finally, as I was cresting a relatively large hill, the drizzle transformed into light hail and the low rumble of thunder began to catch up with me.  This new disaster afforded me plenty of time to think about the evolving situation: I had gotten off pretty easily with regards to nearly drowning, but now there was a very real chance that I was going to be struck dead on the side of some rural road with no cover for miles in any direction.  Even the cows managed to evacuate their pastures well in advance.  Meanwhile, I had nothing but two flimsy bits or rubber to protect me from 30,000 amps of white hot fury.

I’ve always found that biking, hiking and running are very contemplative sports.  Once you’re in the zone, you are often able to become lost within your own mind, indulging whatever train of thought presents itself as time unfolds before you.  Well in this case, really only one train of thought was prevalent: lightning is striking the vast and empty plains surrounding me and there’s nothing I can do about it.  Eventually, I’d had enough contemplating my own doom, and decided to take some sort of proactive measure.  I peeled off the road and onto a nearby farm.  With complete disregard for the no trespassing sign, I hopped over the fence and took solace in the thought that I’d have much better chances against any shotgun-toting farmers than I would with the lightning.  Farmers can be reasoned with; lightning can not.

As I ran by bike toward shelter, a sharp hissing sound alerted me to the newest wrinkle in the elaborate preparations we had made for the day.  Some how, upon vaulting the front gate of this anonymous ranch I had blown a tire.  Maybe I snagged it on the gate, maybe I dropped it on a sharp rock, maybe it was just a time bomb with a slow fuse – worn to that stage of the game where the smallest stimulus would caused failure.  No matter – the immediate imperative to get underneath some Gaussian surface and out from the storm would allow plenty of time to consider how I would complete my 10 mile journey with an inoperable bike and bike shoes.

Luckily, from the shelter of a large shed I found that I had the measliest shred of cell reception and was able to alert Kelly to my predicament.  To my great relief, she was able to enlist the help of two fellow boaters, yet to depart the landing area, who were headed back in my direction.  In short order, an aging Nissan Frontier hauling a huge yellow raft ambled over the nearest hilltop – rescue!  They welcomed me into the back of the truck, offered me a cold beer and sped off toward the put-in.  In borderline anti-climactic fashion, the rest of the day proceeded totally without incident.  I met Kelly with the boats, strapped everything back onto the car and rallied back to the campsite.  Mission accomplished!


For day three, we planned what would turn out to be an exceptional hike in the Routt National Forest, just north of Steamboat Springs. A scenic ride through rolling pastures terminating in a well traveled seasonal road dumps you out in a typical mountain valley. The headwaters of the Yampa roar out of the hills, as the early summer runoff fertilizes the lush forest. We picked a loop which would bring us counter-clockwise, following Gold Creek to Gold Creek Pond, over an unnamed saddle to the partially frozen glacial Gilpin Lake and back out via Gilpin Creek.

The approach to Gold Creek Pond follows a comfortable grade, frequently crossing the fattened Gold Creek via fallen trees and skillful rock hopping and offering great views into the tumultuous meanders of the creek.  The first truly alpine views occur when you emerge from the forest at Gold Creek Pond, a pleasant 3 – 4 miles into the climb.  If you were pressed for time, this would be a fine destination.  From certain spots on the pond you’re treated to 180 degrees of snowy, craggy peaks.  Several massive rock formations dot the shoreline offering great picnic spots.  (Turns out it’s also a pretty solid place to propose to your girlfriend!)  From here on out, towering peaks dominate the scenery. The average grade increases a bit as you climb up and over the pass on your way to the spectacular Gilpin Lake.

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Lest anyone start to think that three’s a charm and that all it would take us to avoid disaster was three consecutive days of adventure, or any such nonsense – hold your horses!  As usual, we got off to a slower start that we’d have liked, putting us at high elevation toward midday.  As we pushed upward toward the saddle we caught sight of some brutish weather moving in from the south.  We weren’t really too keen to turn around and head back through open terrain and toward the worsening weather.  On the other hand continuing upward would have brought us into worsening exposure as well.  Once again, we were at the mercy of mother nature.  As the drizzle steadily picked up, we consulted Backcountry Navigator in search of refuge.  From the looks of it, our best hope was a local depression of sparse old growth.  The terrain wasn’t too prominent, and the trees were big enough that we hoped they’d catch any impending wrath more preferentially than either of us.  Simultaneously, none of the timbers were so close close that they’d frag either of us if struck (I hoped anyway).  We hunkered down and trued to convince each other that we were safe.

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After enduring some cool drizzle, light hail, and the conspicuous lack of any nearby strikes, the thunder passed by and the sun hinted at re-emergence.  It seemed like as a good a time as any, and we continued upward and over the saddle.

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Once over the saddle, we were treated to expansive snowfields tumbling down toward Gilpin Lake.  It appears as though the snowfields above the lake constantly avalanche into it, leaving little icebergs drifting about well into the summer.  From here, literally every direction yields outstanding views of impressive summits, whose nooks and crannies are still draped in blankets of snow.  The slippery descent toward the lake reveals that the opposite shore is an impossibly narrow bank which tumbles steeply into the valley beyond, leaving you wondering what force holds the entire thing together.

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The remains of the walk bring you steadily downhill through alpine meadows and wetlands with enormous granite walls towering up toward the right, and the raging Gilpin Creek carving a deep trench to the left, mandating one or two icy crossings.  Day three complete with no lightening casualties!


Our final day in town was hallmarked by an MTB ride where literally nobodies life was endangered!  I did snap a chain half way up the mountain forcing us to coast down into town, buy a new chain, and repeat the first portion of the ride, but this was par for the course by now.  In keeping with the 1 Water 1 Coffee 1 Beer ethos, we went directly from biking to the local divey burger joint and got the most indulgent items on the menu, plus the aforementioned beverages.  Life is good!

Overkill!

For everyone who has ever asked, “Didn’t you just go [hiking|skiing|biking|rafting|kayaking|insert outdoors sport of choice here]?”  Well here is my response.  And you may (in fact I encourage you to) quote me on this.


This represents the first ‘lengthy’ video I’ve done in quite a while.  After roughly a year of considerable slacking, and the associated accumulation of interesting footage, I decided enough was enough.  No point in owning two GoPros and two expensive point-and-shoots without ever doing anything cool with the footage.  In the end, this video uses on the the Hero 3 Black and HD Hero footage – the rest of the stills I’m saving for subsequent projects.

One of my goals for this project was to collect up all of the clips which were cool but did not really warrant a standalone treatment.  Additionally, I really wanted to focus on quality over quantity.  I settled on a thematically appropriate soundtrack which was only moderately long and lent itself to the ‘story’ being told.  With the intent of producing what is essentially a mashup of miscellaneous old footage, a moderately long soundtrack should let me cram in a lot of random stuff without feeling the need to add filler or fade out the music after I’ve run our of exciting footage.  The numerous ‘false endings’ provide the ability to naturally segment the clips and offer some periodic changes in tempo.  Also, it’s Motorhead.  Seriously, there is not enough classic heavy metal in action sports or pop culture, or really anywhere…

Tuckerman Inferno!

Last April, on a whim, Kelly and I signed up for the Tuckerman Inferno.  For those unacquainted, the Inferno is a pentathlon with solo categories, two-man team and five-man team categories.  We entered as  duo.  I would lead off with an 8+ mile run (with over 400 feet of hill climbing).  Kelly would take the second leg, navigating down the only recently thawed Saco River for 6+ miles, after which she would transition to the bike leg: 18 miles, nearly entirely uphill for a whopping  2000′ feet of climbing.  At Pinkham Notch Kelly would tag me and I’d set off on the last two stages of the race, the trail run, followed by the ski race.  The trail run consists of about 2000′ of hiking via the Tuckerman Ravine Trail, before a transition to ski gear for the final 800′ or so of climbing before skiing back down to Pinkham.  Check out the full course map, below.

But before all of that, we had to get all the gear and the people in the right spots.  The logistics were less than straightforward.  After much debate, we settled on a plan.  We talked Shane into loaning us his Jeep for the day.  Kelly would load her bike into his car, and drop it at the kayak-bike transition before proceeding to the run-kayak transition where should stash the key and wait for me to arrive on foot to start her first leg of the race.  Meanwhile, I would take the Xterra, with our 14′ kayak, to the kayak launch, and drag the kayak over the snow for about half a mile to river.  Following that, I’d drive to the race start, and park for the run.  Upon completing the run and tagging Kelly, I’d go find Shane’s car, and drive it back to the race start, retrieve my own car, and drive to Pinkham to wait for Kelly to bike in.  Kelly’s bike would be conveniently waiting for her at the transition, she’d arrive in Pinkham via bike and at the end of the race we’d drive the Xterra back to town, recover the kayak and Shane’s car and roll back to Denaro’s house for some serious napping.  Easy, right?

After squaring away all of the aforementioned logistics, I settled in at the start area and started getting my my head in gear for the run.  This consisted mostly of trying not to think about any of what was about to go on.  The last time I ran 8 miles was probably in high school, and the most amount of running I’d done any time recently was a measly 4 mile jaunt down the pancake flat Minuteman Bike Trail out our front door.  For that training attempt I ran in my Merrell Chameleon trail sneakers, and determined that they were way too stiff and heavy to do any serious running in.  For the race, I opted for my Merrell Trail Glove ultra-light trail running shoes.  To my surprise, I actually settled into a great pace and was able to hold my position all the way uphill for the first 4 miles of the race.  The downhill, however was my downfall.  My legs, which were conditioned for distance running, did not much care for the whole business of charging downhill for 4 straight miles in minimalist trail sneakers with virtually not cushion or support.  By the time I stumbled into the icy transition area by the Saco River, my knees were in full revolt, and I had lost maybe a half-dozen places during the descent, typically something which I would have considered a strong area.

Either way, Kelly got off to a good start on the Kayak leg, and I staggered back to the parking area in search of Shane’s car.  Unbeknownst to me, while I was fumbling with Shane’s low-on-battery-key fob and driving North on Route 16, Kelly was getting into a royal adventure on the frothing white water of the Saco.  Apparently, just minutes after putting into the water, a fellow racer, forced her to take a sub-optimal line through a stretch of rapids, causing her to go under a low hanging falling tree.  Unable to adequately limbo the tree, she was pulled out of her boat, breaking her paddle in the process.  I honestly have no idea how she managed to retrieve the kayak, and the paddle, and climb out of the river with 3′ high snow banks on either side after taking a full body dunk in 32.5 degree water, but somehow she accomplished all this, before running back to the run-kayak transition in search of a new paddle.  The course officials were unable to help, but a by stander informed her that he might have an extra paddle in his truck back in the parking area across the street.  What luck!  All she had to do was run across the street, find this guy’s truck, get the paddle, ran back to the river across knee deep snow and ice, and then back down the bank where the kayak was stashed, to continue the race.  Honestly I might have given up.  After all of this she managed not to be the last one out of the water, and in fact went on to make up significant lost time during the bike segment.

The bike segment starts with a mile or so of warmup, followed by an unrelenting ascent of the biggest hill I’d ever run up (the bike and run had some overlap), and a hairy 40 mph descent of said hill.  After that brief respite from climbing, the bike route climbs steadily for miles all the way to Pinkham Notch.  There was a lot of low gear action, from what I understand.

After the run leg, I drove up to the bike-hike transition, dropped my gear and then went in search of parking.  I strolled back to the transition with just some food and water and made myself comfortable in the late morning sun.  The bike-hike transition area was a fairly hilarious scene, as athletes rolled through, either done for the day, or heading onto the next leg of their race.  I bore witness to all manner of exhaustion-produced profanity and mishap as racers swapped gear and started the second to last leg.  By the time Kelly arrived, I was starting to worry that something had gone awry, but was expecting it to be more along the lines of how unspeakably arduous 18 miles of hill climbing on a bicycle is (that’s what pretty much all the rest of the bikers had to say upon arriving in the transition area).  Instead she told me that the climb was brutal, but that she had been passing people the entire way up, and the real trouble came during the kayak leg.  Finding myself inspired by her heroics on the Saco, I grabbed my gear and ran out of the transition area at at totally unsustainable pace.

After a few minutes, I settled into a speed-hike which I maintained for most of the rest of the hike.  For the hike I wore my Merrell Chameleon’s with microspikes, and carried my skis, boots and helmet with my lightweight TNF resort bag, along with a hydration pack.  I took 2-3 quick breathers but otherwise held a steady pace, making it from the Deritissma Parking lot to the foot of Hillman’s Highway in about an hour and a quarter.  From there I switched to my AT boots for the final push to the top of the GS course.  My transition was outright terrible.  After both of the legs cramped up, I spent like 10 minutes getting into my boots, which are ordinarily slippers compared to normal alpine boots.  I slogged up the well established booter to the top of the course and geared up for the final effort of the day.  I spent maybe another 5 minutes messing with gear and catching my breath at the top of the course.

The ski run is unfortunately the only leg of the race where we were able to capture footage of any sort.  We were supposed to have mounted a GoPro to Kelly’s kayak helmet, though in hindsight it may be better that I forgot to – God only knows what would have happened when she capsized under a tree…  Any way, here are some unique stills from the downhill portion of the Inferno.

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I have to admit that by the time I was skiing, my legs were totally shot.  I took more than a few quick breathers on the way down the mountain – not quite what I was hoping, but my legs were threatening to strike, and I had to acquiesce.  Maybe half an hour later, I straggled through the finish area, where Kelly was waiting.  She helped me drag my gear back to the parking area and rounded up Xterrible, before we headed over to Wildcat for the award ceremony and some apres-race beers.

We finished toward the back of the pack, as seen in the results here, but I would argue not too badly given the kayaking mishap, and overall lack of preparation.  Taking a closer look at the results, we can see that our transitions really killed us.  Kelly’s kayak to bike transition was a full 10 minutes.  That would have bumped us up one spot alone.  I’m certain I wasted valuable time during my own transitions as well.  It’s difficult to imagine a savings there pulling us up to the next rung, but if we subtract one kayak fiasco, maybe…  O well there’s always next year!

Gear List:

Merrell Chameleon 5 Waterproof Hiking Shoe - Men's Black Slate, 12.0 Merrell Chameleon 5 Waterproof Hiking Shoe – Men’s Black Slate, 12.0The Merrell Men’s Chameleon 5 Waterproof Hiking Shoe is your ticket to covering maximum ground in minimum time, especially when the type of ground you’re covering is constantly changing. The Gore-Tex Performance Comfort membrane keeps you dry when you bushwhack through dew-soaked foliage at first light and then breathes to keep you comfortable when temps rise later in the afternoon. Plus, the Vibram Chameleon sole is designed to grip just about everything you’ll encounter underfoot.






Petzl Cordex Belay/Rappel Glove Petzl Cordex Belay/Rappel GloveSave your hands from nasty rope burn and grimy dirt with the Petzl Cordex Belay/Rappel Glove. This double-layer leather glove features a breathable stretch nylon back for moisture control on sweltering crag days, and an ergonomic cut for full dexterity when feeding rope. The hook-and-loop neoprene cuff features a carabiner hole, so you can attach the Cordex to your harness after your buddy finishes flailing on his project.






Merrell Trail Glove 2 Trail Running Shoe - Men's Merrell Trail Glove 2 Trail Running Shoe – Men’sIf you’re a fan of Merrell’s Trail Glove shoe, relax; the Men’s Trail Glove 2 Trail Running Shoe is every bit as light and nimble as the model you’ve come to love. You’ll simply find that the sole is more flexible, the upper is smoother and more breathable, and the highly adjustable OmniFit lacing system has been tweaked. Oh, and the design has been upgraded, so you’ll look as great flying down the trail as you feel.






Black Diamond Dawn Patrol Hybrid Bib Pant - Men's Deep Torch, M Black Diamond Dawn Patrol Hybrid Bib Pant – Men’s Deep Torch, MBlack Diamond designed the Men’s Dawn Patrol Hybrid Bib Pant for backcountry skiers and aski mountaineers who want the breathability and flexibility of a softshell combined with the serious waterproofing of a traditional hardshell. Like all the gear in the Dawn Patrol collection, the Hyrbid Bib is made of stretchy and moisture-managing Schoeller softshell to keep you comfortable and moving freely, but unlike everything else it’s also been hooked up with a three-layer waterproof membrane to make short work of deep snow and soggy mornings. If that’s not enough, the fabric’s been treated with Nanosphere technology to repel water, dirt, and oil, and hooked up with articulated knees to let you kick turn, climb, and shred freely. Additionally, the Dawn Patrol comes complete with adjustable and removable suspenders to keep your pants from falling down, drawcord cuffs and ankle gaiters to block out snow, and full-length side zips to let you dump heat when you’re working hard for your turns. Keprotec scuff guards prevent ski edges and crampons from slicing up the bottom of your new pants, and the zippered pockets and harness-compatible fly make life a little bit easier when you’re up in serious alpine terrain.






POC Receptor Bug Adjustable Helmet Hydrogen White, XL/XXL POC Receptor Bug Adjustable Helmet Hydrogen White, XL/XXLThe POC Receptor Bug Adjustable helmet features some of the most advanced helmet technology on the market to provide unparalleled impact protection. POC’s signature double-shell system is made up of two ventilated shells that are placed at an offset for maximum protection from penetration while maintaining good airflow. The ABS outer shell forms a robust barrier while the EPS liner provides proven shock absorption capabilities. The built-in ventilation can be closed for colder days, and size adjustment makes this helmet suitable for a wide variety of head shapes.






Stoic Alpine Merino 150 Bliss Shirt Long Sleeve Mens Stoic Alpine Merino 150 Bliss Shirt Long Sleeve MensPull on the Stoic Men’s Alpine Merino 150 Bliss Shirt, and suddenly a sweaty hike in chilly weather feels like just another day in paradise. A smooth, comfortable combination of merino wool and synthetic fibers gives this next-to-skin layer the power to control moisture and help you keep a nice, even body temperature whether you’re hiking, running, or climbing. You get the best of the luxury baselayer and a performance-driven top, and that’s hard to ignore.






POC Lobes Goggle Replacement Lens Bronze/Silver Mirror, One Size POC Lobes Goggle Replacement Lens Bronze/Silver Mirror, One SizeWith huge lens coverage and a spherical shape that eliminates nasty distortion, the Lobes Goggle Replacement lenses give you more bang for your buck than an M80 packed with C4. Designed to fit the POC Lobes goggles, these lenses offer varying tints to amplify low light, cut nasty glare, and give you supremely clear vision in brutally adverse weather. POC finishes off these polycarbonate beauties with anti-fog and anti-scratch treatments.






POC Lobes Goggle All Black/Black/No Mirror, One Size POC Lobes Goggle All Black/Black/No Mirror, One SizeDesigned to promote maximum peripheral vision when you’re racing down the mountain at blistering speeds, the POC Lobes Goggle offers a large-sized frame and spherical-injected lens that’s placed on the outside of the goggle for effortless lens swapping. The lens itself is treated with an anti-scratch, anti-fog treatment, allowing you to see clearly through nasty snowstorms, as well as resisting scratches from small bumps. Its soft polyurethane frame increases safety, should you fall face first onto the snow, and the triple-layer face foam offers blissful comfort. Additionally, there’s a silicone backing on the strap, allowing the goggles to grip to your helmet without slipping off.






Kahtoola MICROspikes Traction System Kahtoola MICROspikes Traction SystemInstead of doing the slippery dance and pulling your groin on icy trails, strap on the Kahtoola Microspikes Traction System for instant footing and more graceful movement. Burly stainless steel cleats are connected by flex chains and an elastomer harness for a snug and secure fit and high performance. A heel tab makes the system a breeze to get on or off, and a sturdy front bar holds it in place up front. Whether you’re walking the dog, fishing on a frozen river, or doing that high-altitude hike with an icy peak, the Microspikes keep your flighty butt from hitting the ground.






“…As if the boat were being sucked upriver and the water was flowing back into the jungle…”

“I’m not supposed to know where I’m taking this boat, so I don’t! But one look at you, and I know it’s gonna be hot!”

Our next mission would take us up the Wailua River by kayak.  We rented the boats at Wailua Kayak and Canoe, immediately adjacent to the river.  We reserved two kayaks for the morning.   I casually inquired as to the repercussions of not arriving back with the kayaks promptly at noon.  The guys manning the rental equipment noted that no one was lined up to go out after us, and simply advised me not to get carried away.  He warned us that it was mud season.  We thanked him, stowed our gear, and headed down the street toward the river.  At 7 AM, it was difficult to tell if the cool haze was simply the ambient moisture rising from the warming land, or if it truly threatened to rain.  Hoping for the best, we jumped into our boats and headed off upriver to find out what lay in store for us.

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The sun eventually pushed through the morning gloom, but the haze lingered for much of the day.  As we pushed deeper into the jungle we were ever more ensconced by the mountains and the wilderness, and the last vestiges of town slid away from us.  We made good time on the way out, almost ‘as if the boat[s] were being sucked upriver and the water was flowing back into the jungle.’

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As the day warmed up, we were presented with increasingly tantalizing glimpses of territory that loomed ahead of us: the serpentine river wound through looming foothills, lush with vegetation.  As the river meandered forward it steadily narrowed, until we we were forced to beach the boats and carry on by foot.  We didn’t realize it yet, but from this point forward we would be committed…

“Never get out of the boat.” Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin’ all the way…

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Upon leaving the boats we followed a well traveled path through the forest toward our ultimate destination.  We tread carefully at first.  With some unknown amount of trekking ahead of us, and with miles of paddling on our return trip, we took great pains to keep our gear clean and dry.  Armed with an exceptionally bad map, we followed the path deeper into the jungle.  With each step the path degenerated further, along with our resolve to stay clean and dry.  By the time we were nearly to the end, it was little more than a maze of heard trails ambling vaguely forward.

Before we knew it, our slog gave way to a jungle oasis: a towering waterfall stretching to the canopy of the jungle.  Rays of weak afternoon sun pierced through the canopy and lit up the pool at the foot of the waterfall.  Large boulders were adorned with small bouquets.

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We took our fill of the jungle shrine and decided to make our way back toward civilization.  By now we were totally consumed by the jungle.  We made no rush on the way.

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Just a we pulled the the boats out of the water, the Heavens opened and the weather, which had threatened on and off for the whole morning, finally presented itself.

[This is] The End…

Gear List:

Chaco Z/1 Unaweep Sandal - Women's Chaco Z/1 Unaweep Sandal – Women’sThe Chaco Women’s Z/1 Unaweep Sandals are comfy go-anywhere, do-anything sport sandals with a Vibram Unaweep outsole that has a self-cleaning lug pattern which offers steady footing for hiking or wading. Chaco’s polyurethane technology offers a lighter and softer footbed so your feet stay comfortable for longer. The Z/1 strap configuration features an open toe design so your toes can move freely and gives you the option to wear socks with these sandals.






KEEN Arroyo II Hiking Shoe - Men's KEEN Arroyo II Hiking Shoe – Men’sIf your foot just cannot seem to get enough air when you hike, try on the Keen Men’s Arroyo Hiking Shoes. Their unique open design guarantees to keep you sweat free. Take on the burliest trails while the patented toe protection keeps those tootsies in one piece. Loose rock, slick mud, or wet surfaces are no match for the 4mm multi directional lugs. Keen gave the Arroyo Hiking Shoes a removable metatomical footbed so your feet stay comfy and cushioned while you hike the day away.